<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Colin McNamara - CCIE 18233 , VCP, EMCIE, NCDA, GEEK &#187; humor</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.colinmcnamara.com</link>
	<description>Technical reviews and articles from a CCIE with extensive experience in designing and implementing converged enterprise networks.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:00:08 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=</generator>
<xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" />
		<item>
		<title>Humor inside the Nexus 5000 switch fabric architecture</title>
		<link>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture</link>
		<comments>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>colinmcnamara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CISCO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FCOE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DC3.0]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DCE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nexus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colinmcnamara.com/?p=268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was putting together some presentations this morning and found a joke hidden inside the Nexus 5000 switch fabric architecture. Can you find it? If you are from the San Francisco bay area you will recognize the towns of Los Altos and Los Gatos. In  this diagram, the chipsets are Altos and Gatos. But where [...]<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture/">Humor inside the Nexus 5000 switch fabric architecture</a></p>
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was putting together some presentations this morning and found a joke hidden inside the Nexus 5000 switch fabric architecture. Can you find it?</p>
<p><a class="thickbox" href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/wp-content/gallery/cisco/no-loss.jpg"><img class="ngg-singlepic ngg-center" src="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/wp-content/gallery/cisco/thumbs/thumbs_no-loss.jpg" alt="no-loss.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>If you are from the San Francisco bay area you will recognize the towns of Los Altos and Los Gatos. In  this diagram, the chipsets are Altos and Gatos. But where is the Los ? Missing of course, because it it a <strong><em>Los</em>sless fabric</strong>.</p>
<p>Yes, I LOL&#8217;ed</p>
<p><strong>Want to learn more?</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cisco.com/en/US/prod/collateral/switches/ps9441/ps9670/white_paper_c11-462176.html">Nexus 5000 architecture &#8211; Building blocks of the unified fabric </a><strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
<ul class="similar-posts">
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nexus-7000-datacenter-switch-released-welcome-to-datacenter-30/" rel="bookmark" title="January 28, 2008">Cisco Nexus 7000 DataCenter switch released &#8211; Welcome to DataCenter 3.0</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/nexus-5020-consolidated-10-gig-ethernet-and-4-gig-fibre-channel/" rel="bookmark" title="April 9, 2008">Nexus 5020 &#8211; Consolidated 10 Gig Ethernet and 4 Gig Fibre Channel</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nexus-5010-released/" rel="bookmark" title="December 10, 2008">Cisco Nexus 5010 released</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nexus-4000-blade-switch/" rel="bookmark" title="September 29, 2009">Cisco Nexus 4000 Blade Switch</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/challenges-integrating-vmware-into-cisco-networks/" rel="bookmark" title="March 15, 2008">Challenges integrating VMware into Cisco networks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/featured-on-network-world-20-useful-sites-for-cisco-networking-professionals/" rel="bookmark" title="February 20, 2008">Featured on Network World &#8211; 20 useful sites for Cisco networking professionals</a></li>
</ul>
<p><!-- Similar Posts took 12.725 ms --></p>
<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture/">Humor inside the Nexus 5000 switch fabric architecture</a></p>

	Tags: <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/dc30/" title="DC3.0" rel="tag">DC3.0</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/dce/" title="DCE" rel="tag">DCE</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/humor/" title="humor" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/nexus/" title="Nexus" rel="tag">Nexus</a><br />
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/humor-inside-the-nexus-5000-switch-fabric-architecture/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Quite possibly the funniest and most educational PhotoShop tutorials ever.</title>
		<link>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever</link>
		<comments>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>colinmcnamara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adobe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colinmcnamara.com/2008/01/25/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I ran accross this series at laughing squid called I suck at photoshop. You need to watch them, it will totally make your day. you suck at photoshop 1 you suck at photoshop 2 you suck at photoshop 3 you suck at photoshop 4 Similar Posts: Interesting thoughts from Mark Cuban The difference between a [...]<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever/">Quite possibly the funniest and most educational PhotoShop tutorials ever.</a></p>
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ran accross this series at laughing squid called I suck at photoshop. You need to watch them, it will totally make your day.</p>
<p>you suck at photoshop 1<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_X5uR7VC4M&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U_X5uR7VC4M&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>you suck at photoshop 2<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VXeZ0s8DXZ0&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VXeZ0s8DXZ0&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>you suck at photoshop 3<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWn0lxRNqos&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWn0lxRNqos&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>you suck at photoshop 4<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YNfBF2xvhaE&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YNfBF2xvhaE&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
<ul class="similar-posts">
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/interesting-thoughts-from-mark-cuban/" rel="bookmark" title="June 27, 2005">Interesting thoughts from Mark Cuban</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/the-difference-between-a-consultant-and-a-partner/" rel="bookmark" title="December 9, 2006">The difference between a consultant and a partner</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nx-os-40-next-generation-internet-operating-system/" rel="bookmark" title="January 29, 2008">Cisco NX-OS 4.0 | Next Generation Internet Operating System</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-introduces-the-c-series-rack-servers/" rel="bookmark" title="June 4, 2009">Cisco introduces the C-Series Rack Servers</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nexus-4000-blade-switch/" rel="bookmark" title="September 29, 2009">Cisco Nexus 4000 Blade Switch</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-is-using-linux-virtualization-and-40-core-cpus-for-its-next-generation-routers/" rel="bookmark" title="March 10, 2008">Cisco is using Linux virtualization and 40 core CPU&#8217;s for its next generation routers</a></li>
</ul>
<p><!-- Similar Posts took 12.741 ms --></p>
<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever/">Quite possibly the funniest and most educational PhotoShop tutorials ever.</a></p>

	Tags: <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/adobe/" title="adobe" rel="tag">adobe</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/c/" title="C" rel="tag">C</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/funny/" title="funny" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/humor/" title="humor" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/photoshop/" title="photoshop" rel="tag">photoshop</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/technology/" title="Technology" rel="tag">Technology</a><br />
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/quite-possibly-the-funniest-and-most-educational-photoshop-tutorials-ever/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>What should I do this thanksgiving break?</title>
		<link>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/28/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=28</link>
		<comments>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/28/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>colinmcnamara</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[efficiency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[todo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CCIE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[error]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NDA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Network]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photography]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[storage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[switch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vmware]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colinmcnamara.com/2006/11/22/28/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What should I do this thanksgiving break? 1. Write a host auditing application Existing Features - Generates XML configs based on specific command generation Outputs to flat XML database New Features - Runs from central monitoring platform Gathers host information first by shelling into boxes and gathering packages / processes Verifies application application by NMAP [...]<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/28/">What should I do this thanksgiving break?</a></p>
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What should I do this thanksgiving break?<br />
<br style="font-weight: bold" /><span style="font-weight: bold"> 1. Write a host auditing application</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold"><br />
Existing Features -</span><br />
Generates XML configs based on specific command generation<br />
Outputs to flat XML database<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">New Features -</span><br />
Runs from central monitoring platform<br />
Gathers host information first by shelling into boxes and gathering packages / processes<br />
Verifies application application by NMAP of high number ports<br />
Outputs into individual HTTP / XML formatted files<br />
Creates index for easy host data access<br />
Could run locally to create a host status page<br />
Create nagios byhost config on output<br />
Should I output through Apache, or a servlet&#8230;<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">Thoughts</span><br />
This could go over really well<br />
Would be fun to write<br />
Could land me in scope creep hell</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold"> 2. Update the Real Time System config generator</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">  Existing Features-</span><br />
Generates Content Switching configs from application data<br />
Has a web interface for development access<br />
Notifies help desk<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">New Features -</span><br />
Create firewall definition files<br />
Create nagios probe config<br />
Integrate XML submission probe generation<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">Thoughts</span><br />
Nice to have, but 90% of the functionality is already there</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold"> 3. Update Nagios system config generator (nagiosuploader)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">Existing Features- </span><br />
Grabs system info when run locally<br />
Posts configs to monitoring server for processing<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">        New features</span><br style="font-weight: bold" />           Host auditing to determine services monitored<br />
Clean up error condition handling<br />
Web interface for config generation<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">        Thoughts</span><br style="font-weight: bold" />           Having a web interface for users to fill out would lower my workload</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">4. Automate web application error reporting</span><br style="font-weight: bold" /><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">        Existing features -</span><br style="font-weight: bold" />          None, well.. manually executed text processing on log files. I wouldn&#8217;t call that an application<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">       New features -</span><br style="font-weight: bold" />            Automation of customer / error code matrix grep statements<br />
Output in XML / http format web page and email<br />
Text only output in commented form &lt;&#8211; text &#8211;&gt; for command line mail clients<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold">        Thoughts -</span><br style="font-weight: bold" />           Proves the point that certain people can be replaced by very small shell scripts (Unix humor)<br />
Should be a big with with Client services<br />
Could drive the application &#8220;digital dashboard&#8221;<br />
Should be a fun to practice using AWK for formatting data in a standard output<br />
Serious danger of scope creep<br />
May be better implemented in a MySQL back-end</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold">5. Do some personal growth items</span><br style="font-weight: bold" /><br />
Finish the Vmware image for the 7206 emulator and post to Vmware Technology Network for general use (delete IOS files before uploading)<br />
Read some more of Long&#8217;s storage book<br />
Write a sample chapter for Stay at Home Photography<br />
Get GTK pod to run under my cmcnamar account, not root (I think the IPOD&#8217;s file system doesn&#8217;t like changing ownership or file attributes)<br />
Redo the 2cups homepage<br />
Clean the Garage&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
<a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com" title="Copyright ©2008 | Colin McNamara | CCIE 18233 | All Rights Reserved">Copyright ©2008 | Colin McNamara | CCIE 18233 | All Rights Reserved&#8221;</a></p>
<p class="blogger-post-footer">Colin McNamara<br />
CCIE #18233</p>
<p>http://www.2cups.com</p>
<p>&#8220;The difficult we do immediately, the impossible just takes a little longer.&#8221;<strong>Similar Posts:</strong>
<ul class="similar-posts">
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/user-experience-testing-enhanced/" rel="bookmark" title="June 28, 2005">User experience testing &#8211; enhanced</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/usability-features-in-ciscos-nexus-7000/" rel="bookmark" title="February 7, 2008">Usability features in Cisco&#8217;s Nexus 7000</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/google-translate-api-and-speech-recognition/" rel="bookmark" title="July 7, 2005">Google Translate API and speech recognition</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/why-godaddy-linux-virtual-dedicated-hosting-sucks-how-to-fix-it/" rel="bookmark" title="February 3, 2008">Why GoDaddy Linux Virtual Dedicated Hosting Sucks &#038; How to Fix It</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/rss-feeds-an-intranet-aggregation-solution/" rel="bookmark" title="June 26, 2005">RSS feeds &#8211; an intranet aggregation solution?</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/cisco-nx-os-40-next-generation-internet-operating-system/" rel="bookmark" title="January 29, 2008">Cisco NX-OS 4.0 | Next Generation Internet Operating System</a></li>
</ul>
<p><!-- Similar Posts took 36.844 ms --></p>
<p>--Colin McNamara
<br/><br/><a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/28/">What should I do this thanksgiving break?</a></p>

	Tags: <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/blog/" title="blog" rel="tag">blog</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/c/" title="C" rel="tag">C</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/ccie/" title="CCIE" rel="tag">CCIE</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/colin/" title="Colin" rel="tag">Colin</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/error/" title="error" rel="tag">error</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/humor/" title="humor" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/nda/" title="NDA" rel="tag">NDA</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/network/" title="Network" rel="tag">Network</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/photography/" title="photography" rel="tag">photography</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/storage/" title="storage" rel="tag">storage</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/switch/" title="switch" rel="tag">switch</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/technology/" title="Technology" rel="tag">Technology</a>, <a href="http://www.colinmcnamara.com/technology-tags/vmware/" title="vmware" rel="tag">vmware</a><br />
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.colinmcnamara.com/28/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

