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3 minute management course

January 1st, 2007 · No Comments · joke

Lesson One! An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, [...]

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Christmas Trivia

December 18th, 2006 · No Comments · joke, trivia, Uncategorized

Christmas comes from Old English, “Cristes maesse” or “Mass of Christ.” A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard. “White Christmas,” released in 1954, starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, was the first movie to be made in Vista Vision. The holiday classic, “It’s A Wonderful Life,” [...]

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The difference between a consultant and a partner

December 9th, 2006 · No Comments · consulting, joke, Uncategorized

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: “If I tell you exactly how many sheep [...]

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